This is not a musical. Milton Jones is tone deaf and has no sense of rhythm, but at least he doesn’t make a song and dance about it.
He has more important things to discuss. Like giraffes…and there’s a bit about tomatoes.
You might know him from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo or Radio 4. Or that time he stood for the Scottish National Party, fought a hard campaign, but in the end had to respect the wishes of the people of Cardiff.
A whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense.
WARNING
*contains jokes from the start.
Ticket Information
Standard: £34.00*
Box (max 4 people): £136.00*
(PLEASE BE AWARE THAT ALL BOX SEATS HAVE A RESTRICTED VIEW OF THE STAGE)
*inclusive of a £1.50 booking fee
Age Rating: Suitable for ages 14+
Show Running Times: Approx 1 hour 50 minutes inc. 20 minute interval.
Access Information:
Wheelchair seats can be booked by calling Box Office on 01527 65203 during our Box Office opening hours of Tues - Thurs 9:30am - 4:30pm.
Please note that there is restricted leg room in the Circle which would not be suitable for anyone who requires accessible seating.
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